Weekly horoscope: love, work and chaos, sign by sign, in a Famolo-style tone

IN BRIEF A somewhat chaotic week: some enjoy the calm but don’t trust it, some start strong and lose their way halfway through, and some even put filters on their hearts. Amid tensions, unsolicited advice and avoided bank-balance checks, there’s also someone building a lot… but putting their emotions off.

ARIES Love was going better when it was blind; now it can see and is taking other paths. At work, you’re still waiting for “the right one” (CIAONE). When it comes to friendship, you’re basically talking to yourself now—and still losing the arguments. Slow down and stop reacting to everything; you’re not a button.

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TAURUS In love, everything is going far too smoothly, and that makes you more suspicious than a Trenitalia train running on time. You’re enjoying the peace and quiet but keep checking that it isn’t an emotional scam. As for everything else, zero effort: you eat, live, exist.

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GEMINI You have so many things on your mind that you could open a Chinese-goods shop. You start with enthusiasm, lose your way halfway through and finish with “I’ll do it later.” Spoiler: you won’t do it later. You need something legal to help you unwind a little'.

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CANCER This week too, you’ll be sensitive, but you’ve decided you won’t be fragile. You’ve hired a bouncer to make the appropriate selection at the entrance to your heart. You’re craving real things and people who don’t make you want to mute everything. That’s exactly why you’re thinking of giving your TV to the neighbor.

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LEO Something smells fishy, but you still haven’t figured out what it is. Could it be because you haven’t checked your bank balance in far too long?  Everything’s okay at work: you’ve painstakingly tamed it, and now it takes you for walks.

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VIRGO You’ll do something different from usual: organize everything. It works, and you feel in control. You feel close to your friends. Recently, they gave you a book with the curious title "Chaos and a rockstar"; for now, you’ve only focused on the "and" and haven’t started it yet.